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My best friend had a girlfriend. Their relationship was going fine - they used to go to restaurant, cinema, dance clubs and so on. I was glad for him and everything seemed to be OK. But some time later I noticed that my friend became upset with something. When I started to talk about his girlfriend (Daria was her name) he turned pale and tried to change the subject. I thought they had a quarrel, but it is a common thing and I thought that they would get along well soon. The time was passing by but Pasha ... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:14)
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My father is a very busy person. He is free only during late evenings and weekends. He has a hobby - he collects ship models. The ones where you have to put all details together and glue them. My mother doesn't work. Once I and my classmates decided to have some fun and drink alcohol. It was winter, so it was cold outside, we couldn't go to bar because we were just 14 and we started to think of a place we could go. I knew that my father was working that day and mother said that she was going to visit her... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:13)
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Sometimes it happens that you're visiting your parents with your boyfriend and live at their place for about a week. And then, after few days, you really want to have sex, but your parents are always at home and you're ashamed to have sex when they are in the other room. Even if you try not to scream, they could hear the bed squeaking or spanking of two bodies. So, there are just two options - to make it quiet (that is almost impossible) or just not to have sex at parent's place. It was a wonderful morni... more»»
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I and my friend decided to go for a walk and have some beer. When it was about midnight, we saw a women coming towards us. It was late and I think that we looked threatening - two big guys with beer on the crossroad. Moreover the streets were empty by that time. We decided to step aside not to scare her out, but she turned in our direction and asked us for a lighter. When we lit her cigarette she continued walking in her direction, but she was doing it way much slower. I thought it was a hint to get acqu... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:12)
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It happened in 2001. I was 17 then. I was interested in cars and used to spend a lot of time in my uncle's garage. My uncle appeared to have one weird peculiarity that I found out after this story happened. Once I asked him to take me to the garage again and he agreed with a great pleasured and thanked me for help. When he opened the garage, I ran towards his car and opened its hood and started to fix its engine. After few minutes I felt somebody's hand on my shoulder. I turned around and saw my uncle. H... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:11)
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About a year ago my friend gave me her mouse. I bought a cage for it and was caring about it well. I fed it regularly and used to play with it a lot. But I always called it with bad words. The mouse's name vas Valentine, but I used to call it jerk, dumbass, idiot and so on. I used to ask everyone in my family to play with Valentine and when somebody refused, I was upset. I used to ask them why didn't they want to play with it, told them that they should love it and so on. Once when somebody refused to pl... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:10)
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Once the company I worked for bought modern German machinery. When everything was ready for the opening of the factory, we invited German specialists for the opening ceremony. We showed them the whole factory, told the story of it and so on. Then we were drinking beer together. A lot of beer. And I wanted to pee. And there were no bathrooms nearby. There was one, but it was only for our authorities. There was no bathroom for the employees and everybody used to go to the old part of the factory. I ran the... more»»
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Once I went to the restaurant with my friend. We ate a lot of tasty things there. But the need to shit is the strongest need a human being can have. Bathrooms were located in a very complicated way. Women's bathroom was located straight, but the door was opened and one couldn't see the sign. Men's bathroom was on the right side, but there was a shadow falling on the sign and it was impossible to see. I was in a rush and wait to the opened bathroom. I didn't know it was women's. I closed the cabin door an... more»»
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In my whole life I stole only one thing. It was a long time ago when I went to kinder garden. One of my best friends had a toy bike. I don't really remember how it looked like, but I remember that it was black with spinning wheel. I really liked it. I wanted to own it badly. The next day I dared and stole it while my friend left somewhere. He didn't think that I could do anything like that, so I wasn't suspected. The whole kinder garden was looking for that bike then. Even our teachers joined the search ... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:08)
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A long long time ago when I went to the school and was going in for swimming, woman that worked in the swimming pool presented me a lizard. She lived in the same building with me and wanted to make me a present. That time it was cool to have a lizard and everybody was jealous, because I got it so easily. When I came home, I started to build a house for it. I took old shoe box, put there some water, grass and dead flies. But the lizard didn't want to be imprisoned and in 10 minutes it ran away in a search... more»»
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I started to masturbate when I was 14. I had a huge collection of porn at my place. There very different movies - with people stuffing their asses with random things, there even was sex with animals. When I saw it, my mind changed. I used to masturbate all the time when it was possible, I tried some experiments - once I put a screwdriver in my ass while jerking, but I gave up this idea because I thought it was gay. I was jerking while watching passers by under my window, I used to jerk on the stairs and ... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:07)
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I'm absolutely normal guy. I'm 25 years old, I graduated the college, I've got a good diploma, I didn't go to the army. After college I continued my scientific career. Everything is fine with girls, I live in a big apartment. Everything about me is OK. That's why this story is extremely shameful. Once I was on the beach with my girlfriend. I wanted to take a crap, but there were no toilets, so I went behind the bushes. I went far from the beach where nobody could see me. I took my swimming shorts off and... more»»
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(Approved: 2010-05-11 09:02:06)
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It took place in my first years at school. There was a guy, he went to the different class. I hated him so much and called him 'Bee'. Once, I was going from the buffet with a bagel and a glass of milk - it was our lunch. Then I saw that guy. I outran him because he was walking slowly and went up the stairs towards my class. Suddenly I had a plan - I wanted to spit on him from the height of stairs. I was already on the third floor and I thought I would see him. I thought that it would be too simple to spi... more»»
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It happened 8 years ago. I was at home watching football. My daughter and the daughter of my brother were playing in the other room. They were of the same age and used to spend a lot of time together. Sometimes they slept over at my place or at brother's. I went to the kitchen to get coffee. I've heard that my brother's daughter was telling that after the school they first went to their place. They wanted to play there, but brother's wife asked them to go somewhere else. Brother's daughter said that she ... more»»
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I date with my boyfriend for 4 years and he went to the army. I've promised to wait for him, we were supposed to get married when he is back.
I was eagerly waiting for him but then I was attracted to one guy. I'm a beautiful girl and I get enough attention from men. But this one acted like a girl. I had an interest to conquer him just for fun. And I managed. I was following him for half a year and finally he invited me on a date. I was so happy! I bought a new dress, made my hair, put on make up, I wante... more»»
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It happened two weeks ago. I prepared a speech to seduce the girl I love. But instead of calling Marina P. I called Marina S. She works as a bookkeeper in my company. I didn't realized I dialed the wrong number and after she answered I started my speech. I said: "baby, listen to me and please don't interrupt me no matter what I would say".
But she did interrupt me when I was seducing her to have sex with me. I realized my mistake and tried to explain it to her. But she was ready to accept my o... more»»
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I have a girlfriend - she is a student from a rich family. She called me and said that her parents left for the weekend. I bought wine, came over. We drank it and went to sleep. I'm not going to describe it in details. The next morning I woke up and wanted to pee. Her apartment is really big. She had two bathrooms, but I didn't know where was the second one. I didn't want to roam around her flat and went to the bathroom I used to use. It was locked and I've heard that the shower was on. But I really want... more»»
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When I was 6 my parents divorced and I stayed to live with my mother because my father lived with some girl. Then I've noticed that my mother started to put on make up, use perfume and so on. I took her cell phone and found there many messages from some guy. Then my mother introduced him to me and we started to live together.
We got along well. He was from some village and was doing everything wrong. Not really wrong, but uncivilized. He acted like a redneck. He could easily pee in the bathtub, but I ne... more»»
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It happened three years ago when I was 16. I'm not going to tell you everything, but I had to buy pregnancy tests. Everything was fine, it was negative. I was afraid that my parents would find it and I hid it in the box with DVD. I wanted to throw it away but forgot.
I started to date with a guy after 6 months or so after it. He asked me if I had the movie he wanted to watch. I had it and gave it to him. The next day he came to give it back. He was smiling and told me that I'd better take test out of it ... more»»
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I used to date with a guy for a long time. We used to have sex often and everything was great. Once we were playing cards for a wish and I lost. He told me to give him a blowjob. I have never tried it before! Next morning we woke up and I had to suck his cock as promised. I told him that I wanted to brush my teeth and he said that I didn't have to. After it I haven't seen him for a few days and when I called him he told me that he was at venereologist. He had something on his cock. I told him that I was ... more»»
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